thinking about the time i accidentally stole from a big box store.
to be fair, i was at self-check out and had three big things.
i walked up to the exit, and the guy checked my receipt.
walked all the way to my car and discovered two things:
1. i had left the bag of groceries i had actually paid for.
2. there were items in my cart that were unpaid for.

now, you might be thinking: rav, did you leave without your groceries?
and no, dear reader, i did not.
i walked back inside, grabbed my bag of food, walked back to my car and went home, guilt riding on my mind.
and when i told my darling spouse, they laughed at me.