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[googlefont=Poppins:400,700|Montserrat:400,700|Roboto:500] [attr="class","atlas-speedrun"] [attr="class","atlas-title"] [attr="class","ra ra-wolf-head"][attr="id","atlas-deco"] questionnare the gritty reboot has not treated her well aka this was written before "atlas gets drafted into the vampire mafia" became a plotline oh my god this poor girl [attr="class","atlas-body"]What does your bedroom look like?
“Decently clean? Cleaner than the rest of my place, for sure. I don’t really spend a lot of time there.” [Pause.] “Next question?”
Do you have any daily/weekly/monthly 'rituals'? What are they?
[Sigh.] “Yes, and they’re personal. Next.”
Do you exercise? How much? How frequently?
[Audible snicker] “No.”
What's your favorite way to waste time? How do you feel about wasted time?
“I mean, gaming’s the obvious answer? As for the wasted time thing — it doesn’t bother me when other people waste time unless they’re ignoring shit I told them to do. I don’t like wasting my own time but I have been told that I have mild issues with ‘work ethic’, and that I ‘need to do nothing every now and then or else I get pissy’. Next?”
What's your favorite indulgence? How do you feel about indulging?
“Alcohol. Nothing like getting shitfaced to distract yourself from your problems, right?” [Hesitant laughter] “I’m kidding. Next?”
What's your favorite meal? Favorite drink? Favorite dessert?
“Favorite meal — honestly, I know it isn’t a meal, but Mom’s kimchi is still the shit.” [Something flickers in her eyes, almost too quick to catch. She clears her throat.] “For favorite drink: okay, hear me out. There’s this absolutely garbage dive bar in east Manhatten that makes the best fucking Moscow mule on the planet. Everything else from that place is fuckin’ garbage and you gotta walk down this one alley that’s pitch fuckin’ black to get there but god damn is that motherfucking drink worth it. Might fly back home just to try it again, man. Favorite dessert...I dunno, I’m not super into sweets. A sleeve of oreos at 2am does hit different, though. Or, uh, so I’ve heard. Next?”
Do you wear makeup? If so, what does it usually look like?
“Nah. Next?”
What are some intellectual pursuits of yours?
“Intellectual pursuits, there’s a new one. Uhhh — I’ll limit my answer to just myself, since I feel like talkin’ about this with Rebels in mind is a bit of a different field — I’ve tried to learn Japanese, like, three different times, but I don’t think I’ve ever actually made it through the whole Duolingo program or done anything else with it. I do also try and keep my Korean from getting super rusty. ...Nothing else much comes to mind, recently, I guess. Next?”
What's your favorite form of media? Your favorite genre within that medium?
“I’ve always been more musically inclined than anything else. I like being able to multitask, and — yeah.” [Light laughter.] “I’ve got a real soft spot for garbage mumble rap, for the second question. Next?”
What's your sexual orientation? Romantic orientation?
[Eye roll.] “Not your business. Next?”
What are your short-term goals?
“Also not your business. Next?”
What are your long-term goals?
“Still not your fucking business. Next.”
What's your preferred manner of dress? What do you usually wear?
“Usually whatever’s the most comfortable. Next.”
What do you usually think about before falling asleep at night?
[Short and clipped.] “Personal. Next.”
Do you have a history of any note-worthy illnesses or injuries?
[Even shorter and clippier.] “Next.”
How organized would you say you are? How does this impact your day-to-day life?
“I’m generally the one taking care of everyone else’s bullshit on top of my own, so I’d say I’m well organized, yeah. My day to day life is…” [Trails off, shakes her head, focuses again.] “Fine. It’s fine. Next?”
Is there a particular subject you excel at?
“Babysitting seven idiots at the same time.” [Softens, slightly, in some faint nostalgia.] “I was good at calculus. Most math subjects, really. Next?”
Where do you see yourself ten years from now?
“Next.”
What is your greatest regret?
“Next.”
What is your greatest pride?
“I was on Ellen once. Next.”
What is your greatest guilt?
“Next.”
What is your greatest fear?
“N e x t.”
What is your greatest embarrassment?
“If you don’t take the hint in the next five fucking seconds, we’re done here.”
Who do you see as your closest friend? Your worst enemy?
“I’ve never been in the business of picking best friends. I love all of my idiots equally. Doubly so for the enemies thing. Next?”
What is your most prized possession?
[The question visibly softens her.] “One of the staff members took a photo of the exact moment the team realized we’d won our first Grand Finals. He got everyone to sign it and framed it for me. I keep it on my desk.” [Drifts away from conversation for a few seconds. Snaps back into reality and clears her throat.] “Next?”
What's your concept of home? Of Family?
[Sighs and is quiet for a loooooooong moment.] “Complicated. Next.”
Are you more analytical or emotional in your decision making?
“Analytical. Someone’s got to keep their head around here. Next?”
Where do you sit on a scale between humble and arrogant?
“You know that’s a really weird question to ask someone, right? ‘Hey, just casually lay out all your shit because I’m curious?’ Fuck’s sake. Next.”
What are some hobbies of yours?
“Uh...gaming, drinking, and…” [Sigh] “Doesn’t matter. Not your business. Next.”
What does your education look like? Did you enjoy your time spent learning?
“Homeschooled. Next.”
Are you religious? If so, what are your religious beliefs?
“If God existed, the world wouldn’t be this shitty and I sure as hell wouldn’t be answering these questions. Next.”
What are your views on superstition and the occult?
[Tenses at a level only matched by the ‘what is your greatest embarrassment’ question.] “All bullshit. Next.”
Are you the sort to use your words or your actions?
“Actions. Words are cheap. Next.”
What are your feelings on love?
“The fuck is with these questions? Start off with ‘UWU How cwean is your bedroom’ to lead into this extremely personal shit? Christ. Next.”
What would your ideal romantic partner, if any, look like?
“You’ve got one goddamn question to turn this around, dude. Next.”
What are your feelings on death?
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