ohohoho well:

- extended atlas metaphor (anxiety remix)
- killer clown becomes God
- pretty boy yells a lot
- pretty boy schemes a lot (or tries to)
- electra heart album, but personified
- sugar-addicted pyromaniac cat lover wants to blow another country up

bonus:

- patrick bateman, but a witch

Some of my chars over the years ^^

- gaslight gatekeep girlboss second-in-command
- dumb blond memer befriends the enemy
- sunflower boy perpetually screaming
- pegasus princess who fangirls
- a literal bowl of oatmeal, squishy
- oh no he's hot and knows it
- angry, angry, omg a cat, angry

Jeeze... Mine would have to be...

- Violent murderhobo vampire with a pet peeve against murderdogo-people
- Reluctant murder machine superhuman who's lost after after surviving decades in a zombie apocalypse
- Man whore street racer with high key power bottom energy
- Dante from Devil May Cry but so much more of an egotistical asshole  

- Breaking News: Depressed princess who tried to kill hundreds of thousands but people forgave her cause she's cute
- Oops, there goes her brain cells (straight into the pit of lava)
- Could a depressed person make this?!?
- I just want to smooch everyone pwease don't buwwy me uwu
- Knight thinks she's god. She isn't 8)
- She may think she knows better than anyone....but she's also hot af
- Would sell your soul for one corn chip if it wouldn't make her look bad
- "I don't feel anything anymore other then the YEARN FOR VENGENCE" *blushes each time her crush BREATHS*
- hehe I'm so quirky I'm a sociopath 83<

- I killz so I can feelz
- Totally not a walking death flag
- Wardaddy
- Warpuppy
- “Let me know if this hurts”
- You can run but you can’t hide (from therapy)
- Designated corpse finder
- Local British man continues to be awful
- Cerberus but they ate the third head

- time hopping shipper with daddy issues
- genderfluid god of sass
- all the friggin audacity
- dynamite with legs
- rainbow with a drug problem
- literal cinnamon roll

-highly punchable chaotic dumbass
-knife moe
-needs child support
-merry musical murderess
-iceassin
-makes god uncomfy
-little orphan angsty
-gun runner seeks family
-it was supposed to be fire

-an archaeologist saves the world
-rebel without a cause
-I see dead pokemon
-knife moe with flying
-tavern wench
-loner with edge
-dork wannabe police

Some older characters of mine I don't play anymore

- Dessert punk with jury rigged everything
- Literally a RWBY character
- Clone of murder machine (total edgelord)
- Prehistoric murderdoggo-person
- Me but in V/W/H setting and much cooler
- Literally all I do is fly a fighter jet
- Greek god literally written out of history
- Sith (Edge)lord
- Literally just a Bleach character
- Ex super soldier on a perpetual road trip

- [spongebob voice with heavy breathing] hi kevin, I'm your biggest fan
- hot topic rewards member
- you've heard of gamer girl bathwater, now get ready for streamer boy toothbrushing spit
- scarface, but make it horny

"I'm going to plaguebomb a city and kill thousands of unarmed civilians, and I'm going to do it as a woman!"

that sign can't stop me because i can't read

my current lineup:

- war criminal space paris hilton this is what happens when warring gods get bored
- mr peanutbutter chris traegar hosts a talk show
- girlboss that lets her art do the emoting for her
- emotionally constipated robot mechanical ghost

We need some more?

-exasperated ghost becomes a professional chef
- mad scientist grows a conscience
- the color green but sassy
- teeny tiny party goddess?
- winner of the lookalike contest has 0 personality
- lightning twat
- the french revolution
- fae king nightmare steals souls