I feel like such a genius for using an ice cream scoop for my scone dough. It’s so much cleaner and faster and perfectly shaped? Why the heck didn’t I think of it sooner

30 and feeling dirty

the struggle between fomo and not wanting to chat

Replying to first-time dms feels like replying to emails, or maybe I just overthink

How. How is it possible for every conversation with this person to be this unfailing and intensely awkward every single time. They’re innocuous yet the sheer number of pauses that happen while we wait for someone to break the silence is aaaaaaghhh

My mom, earlier in the day: Oh it’s so warm outside today
Me, going outside: what was she on

When the coworker you always have the most awkward silences with asks to catch up

why bother

Not all conversations need you to bring up the same thing over and over again

ISTP-T

wtf. Why would you include spoilers in the introduction of the book

Sure would be nice to have people to hang out in the snow with. I want a good snowball fight. Or an igloo

One thing school had on working: snow days