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oh,

let me find out you trying to join the winning team.



we are recruiting and you have been on the watch list for a lil' hot minute now.

what you tryna' do?

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this man really 'checked up' on me yesterday. like we haven't been shootin' the shit on and off for the past couple of months. shit lowkey warmed my heart on some grinch shit because we don't rp together anymore and have virtual little to no interaction in the community save random @'s once in a blue moon on pp.

it's crazy because i know this man shiv out here living his best life. he managed to check up on a gorilla in between meal dates with with barack obama. i know been trying to get senpai shiv to notice him and wax that ass at smash, but shiv too busy training the queen of england for evo this year. yet this azn still made time for a gorilla such as myself. idk, i'm sappy when i want to be and this may be normal for the majority of people, but for me?

it just feels nice when the same energy you put out is received and returned.

i fucks with you tough, shiv.

now come give daddy the SuCc :bellsprout: spspspsps.

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vro,

it always snows on my birthday. i'm not talkin' bout' that: "teehee, les' go out and build a snowman and make snow angels. teehee.  fun, snow, and hot coco. teehee."

i'm talkin' bout' that pokémon blizzard type snow. i mean i know my heart is colder than the coldest day in winter, but this is some bullshit. smh.

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,

excuse my urban, but uh,

every time i look at your avatar. all i see is a samurai giving himself the freshest taper fade of all of feudal japan. it might just be the urban in me, or perhaps my unhealthy love of the taper fade hairstyle. either way, me and your avatar have one thing in common.

we both lookin' clean as fuck.

=] ♥


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Being independent and stuff is cool and all until you can't open something and you need help 😒



a bad bitch need bad bitch utensils. getcha' self some anchor arms. be independent, ne-yo made a song for your bad ass years ago.

embrace that shit.

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shounen anime is the most cliche, melodramatic, cookie cutter genre i have ever watched and i have no idea how people can still eat that shit up fifteen+ years later.

tho' on the flip slide,

it is very fun to watch when you and your homie are doing voice overs on the stupid shit/nonsensical things the cast of characters do.

i'm high-key a black TFS,

but, y'know, actually funny.

don't @ me.

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...I was on my phone and got excited about the Buu's. , get ya Weinerluver outta here. 8(







leave my persona alone.

your fight is with me, not that elderly and decrepit twerp over there.
(i gotcha' back, . don't you worry about nothin'.)

look at you runnin'. trash. weak. a nincompoop.

a goddamn african booty-licker.


take these with you, dork.



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i'm out here tryna' look at a girl like how max did roxanne during the assembly

that's how you know it's real.


you look goofy.

scratch that from the notes, ya breath stank. get out her


FACE.





that's cute.

you tried it. you really did. but you know roxanne was feelin' the kid something vicious.

and you wanna' know the irony in your hating ass post? you sound like a fat, ugly, bitter best friend that gets no attention so you cock blockin' while stuffing your face full of yummy-cakes you WHALE. i ain't talkin' to you, free willydonna, i'm talking to your fine ass best friend.

outcher' lookin' like the 4th gross sister

don't @ me ever again , ugly weeny boi.

eat my shorts.


last edit on Jan 17, 2019 9:10:27 GMT by SHIV IS MY CONCUBINE

「 Couldn't see me with a Silph Scope, actin' off the shits bro
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i'm out here tryna' look at a girl like how max did roxanne during the assembly

that's how you know it's real.


「 Couldn't see me with a Silph Scope, actin' off the shits bro
The long nose keepin' you controlled like Hypno 」

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Fun fact: I just recently found out XXXTentacion was killed. I'm so out of the loop...

No wonder my husband hasn't released anything. May he rest in peace, what a good boy.


i remember that day like it was yesterday. i hate hearing about young people dying due to heinous acts.

but it makes my heart weep when it is my own people on both sides of such heinous acts.

rip young dagger dick.

but on a brighter note: in my state both microsoft and amazon started and grew insanely large to the point i can't go anywhere without seeing an employee or some kind o hiring ad.

on the highest of keys,

next time i hear about an up and coming business in my state. i'm investing a large sum of money, fuck what you heard. i'm surrounded by businessmen and i want a cut of the pie, y'feel me?

y'boy tryna' eat too.

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no more Pokemon. I'm drowning and tired of restarting back to square one. 



makin' me restart my save file.

every.
single.
fucking.
time.

i love me some pkmn rp, but if i have to go back to a level 5 charmander for the umpteenth time i might lose my fucking mind. but you of all people know my struggle.

i'll make you a rwby site baby.


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vro,

i'm big deceased right now.

i dead-ass just found out what a fupa was. all my life i've been calling that shit a fat-pouch—a big boi's fanny pack. come to find out that this shit actually has an abbreviation behind it on some codename: kids next door type shit.

i'm sleep no jutsu right now. this made my night.

last edit on Jan 13, 2019 6:54:50 GMT by SHIV IS MY CONCUBINE

「 Couldn't see me with a Silph Scope, actin' off the shits bro
The long nose keepin' you controlled like Hypno 」