Granted, now that all insects are dead, spiders resort to eating all other animals- including humans, if they could.

I wish I could find the perfect forum for me so I don't have to create one .<.

Granted, but once you're finally involved in the plot and enjoying yourself, the forum permanently shuts down and you can no longer access it at all.

I wish I always felt inspired to write.

granted, but each piece of inspired writing makes you feel insecure about your writing at the same time

i wish for genshin impact to give me thoma early without having to spend primogems or wishes

granted! but you hate using him.

i wish my sockies would stop getting holes, my feet are cold

Granted, but your feet are cold anyways.

I wish that Jcink would let me delete my accounts

Granted, but it's only a 'delete all' option or nothing.

I wish life would be less chaotic.

Granted, but now your life is going so smooth that it's kind of boring.

I wish that my new site would kind of blow up!

Ya know. that's not even a downside....

Granted, just apply some dynamite.

I wish that my cat would stop being a spicy boi

Granted, now your cat is super mopey and never wants to play with you.

I wish that I could find the PERFECT mobile game

granted

your perfect mobile game was made by this indie group that have been working on this project for years. it’s gone through a ton of iterations - too many to count that span multiple hard-drives and wholly unrecognizable, but incrementally improving. it was their first game, their baby, and they place their love in your hands to enjoy and relish.

you play this perfect mobile game, and there are others that find it too and understand what makes it so special - understand you. and it really is something very special.

so special, that one day a big company notices. they see something shiny there, but it’s not the special bits about it. it’s you - and all the people like you. and what they see is the glint of gold from coercive love, just like they did to their own games before they ran out of ideas and started sucking dry others.

who knows how much money passes behind closed doors, but when they come out, they’ve got the rights to your beloved game in their greasy hands. they promise that they’ll treat it right, but there’s already slime dripping out of their suit cuffs and it’s corrosive.

maybe this is where you get your stop, but if you choose to stick around, you first watch the fires of corporate greed monetize your game. then you watch as it dries its bones over the fires. finally, there’s only ashes left, and the slow decent into the quiet, regretful night.

anyway, i wish tacobell would stop being fucking cowards and bring back the goddamn pineapple freezes

o.o that was a really long in depth response are you okay?


granted, but they don't use the original recipe and it tastes more like mango for some reason.

I wish these poptarts were a permanent fixture instead of seasonal.

bc Are you talking about FNAF? 0_o

Granted, they are now not on sale. Ever. Once those poptarts are gone they are gone forever the end

I wish that I understood the MCU better

granted, but its so convoluted you understand that there are plotholes absolutely everywhere and it's a problem.

I wish that I could find a decent job without having to sacrifice my health/mental health.