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praise the cats!
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this is my murder mittens ^-^
well you see--

i actually had don't starve and homestuck in mind. (not that i think dont starve has become a terrible game - its more of a worst case scenario that i came up with because uh. dst mobile game oh boY. homestuck on the other hand. anyway--)

granted! so you become an engineer! have fun!!!

god i wish gluten did not kill my body every time
last edit on Nov 18, 2021 0:26:15 GMT by bc
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I've got a hurricane in my head, I can't feel a thing, but it's better than dead
granted, now it only kills certain parts of your body, but it's still crucial to the overall system.

that sucks though man I'm sorry.


I wish that milk didn't kill me? Or bacon... I kinda really miss bacon sometimess.

take it easy.
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let's live our lives heroically / let's live our lives with style
granted, now they (milk & bacon) only paralyze you for a week.

i wish i had an airship & was like a sky pirate
last edit on Feb 13, 2022 2:22:08 GMT by cae
take it easy.
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let's live our lives heroically / let's live our lives with style
granted, but now you're consumed with muse. you'll go mad with inspiration if you're not creating something new like every second

i wish for a cute cat that requires 0 effort to take care of
last edit on Feb 15, 2022 2:24:49 GMT by cae
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granted, but you have to peddle nfts to everyone you know

i wish i had more hours in the day
based, buy all my fungible tokens




wish granted but

"hour"
"4.
(in the Western Church) a short service of psalms and prayers to be said at a particular time of day, especially in religious communities.
"an organized life of prayer including the canonical hours""

i wish everyone in the world named rick was turned into a pickle
last edit on Feb 15, 2022 4:39:02 GMT by Phantasm
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She'll tell you a fairy tale, or maybe she'll show your fate....
Granted! But all the Ricks turned into pickles are now human sized pickles with full on sentience who are all pissed at you for turning them into pickles~

I wish I could have my favorite candies around wherever I go.


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granted, but you cant eat them. they look so good but you cant put them in your mouth... it'll get to the point where you want them gone, but its too late. the candies will haunt you to the grave

i wish for the answer.
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