I mean. how is that a downside?

Granted, you can now do posts, but they're all in some weird reverse English that no one can understand.

I wish that my cat was no longer aggressive x.x

Granted, but every other pet you meet is now overly aggressive. And don't worry, pharaoh leap helped fix the bug~

I wish that I could motivate myself to read the mechanics and lore of a complicated fantasy site so I could hop in on the action. That being "Remnants of Fate", "Shunojiski Academy", or "Duality of Man".

Granted, but you can’t retain any of it no matter how often or how slowly you read it

I wish it was cooler outside

O.O toasty~ Please come visit RoF or at least the discord just to hang out we'd love you~

Granted, it's now like January weather.

I wish that life was miraculously better.

I'll join the Discord! I'd love to hang out

Granted. Can't think of a downside... you win this time.

I wish that we can get to 1,000 in "Reach to 10 Before Staff Posts"!

Granted, the staff never reply and it's just endless numbers like pi.

I wish that the day wasn't so.... what did I even do today?

also thankies~

Uh, granted? You know what you'll do tomorrow I guess.

I wish... for free stuff. idk

Granted, its free, but it's stolen.

I wish for some breakfast?

Granted. Eat breakfast, but no lunch for you.

I wish for nothing. I am content. -w-

Joke's on you didn't really eat lunch either haha

Granted, there is not nothing. Anywhere.

I wish there was a single day where everyone was online for an event.

Granted. No downside. Let's do it.

I wish for a big, chocolate chunk cookie.

Granted, but there's also raisins in it for some weird reason.

I wish for a nutritional breakfast?

granted! you are provided a breakfast composed entirely of nuts. and also raisins (because that's evil)

i wish for the ability to comprehend fancy code