someone stop me from spending my money on stupid things.

Beelzebub is such a rat bastard.

I love pesto pasta

You ever carefully watch your pet and notice how weird and goofy they are?

for example, just watched my cat on my desk put his front paws on my bed, pause for several seconds, then decide to "wall jump" off my bed and onto the floor like he's parkour training.

my boy, why not just leap off from the desk onto the floor? no need to be all extra and push off from my bed. what was he even thinking?

your music slaps if it's featured in an animated spider movie

atla soundtrack still gives me chills

Sadly, no. I'm not cool enough to be a watertokker. I'm just a h2poser 😔

hey everyone, my water of the day is Pink Pineapple Surprise. you know I'm putting it in my blue Stanley Hudson Cup.

recipe:
1 Crush Pineapple packet
3 Pumps Strawberry Syrup
4 Pumps Pina Colada Syrup
1 Pump Cupcake Syrup
6 shots of tequila

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crying and dying

I wish my dumpy was as nice as phantom's

Mysta's VR chat model is so cute. I would love to get a nendo of him if they ever announce it