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Post a Random Thought written Jul 31, 2018 17:42:04 GMT
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Jul 31, 2018 17:18:14 GMT said:
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Jul 31, 2018 17:10:34 GMT said:
teach me how not to be squeamish I'm about to pick up a bunch of frogs and I'm screaming inside
I liked digging through dirt for worms when I was a kid, and always thought frogs, grasshoppers, and rolly pollies were cute? I was a little unnerved when I picked up my first lizard, however, because they are squirmy little buggers. But when it comes to gross things I don't want to touch but am forced to (dead rats), I just steel my nerves and tell myself it has to be done, and get it over with as quickly as possible.


yeah that's basically what I did sobs I feel like I just came back from a war. I think frogs are cute at a distance but they're such a pain to handle. I'm glad no one was around to watch me scream hAHasobs
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Post a Random Thought written Jul 31, 2018 17:10:34 GMT
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Jul 31, 2018 16:58:00 GMT said:
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Jul 31, 2018 16:26:42 GMT said:
i just had to dig through a sea of packing peanuts for containers of worms i've never hated my job so much
I picked up an earthworm today. It was curled up on the sidewalk, presumably washed off the grass by the rain, or was dumb enough to wiggle out there on its own.


teach me how not to be squeamish I'm about to pick up a bunch of frogs and I'm screaming inside
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Post a Random Thought written Jul 30, 2018 19:20:23 GMT
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chinese person: i have two words for you
in english: perfect
chinese person: wait i have four words for you
english again: very perfect

the joke here is that each of these words are two and four characters, respectively, in chinese, but he said it in english so his math is wrong
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Admin Pet-peeves written Jul 30, 2018 16:43:22 GMT
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Jul 29, 2018 18:23:30 GMT said:


when one person posts in the notification thread and suddenly six more people post too like - what the hell!! i swear they try their hardest to drown me in app reviews. this is a joke, it's actually something that makes me laugh, because it always happens.



it's because we know you're coming to clear the notification thread. better get everything in!!!





i would like to add: when people who are never around, never talk in the cbox/discord, don't have a plotter, and basically have no presence on the site come in and go "hmm... i need some threads/want some plots" or "how do i get plots/threads." mull over it for five minutes, then disappear until the next activity check. i can't count the number of times i suggest that they post a plotter or talk to someone about plotting and then i just get told that "they don't like doing that" like... what do you expect then? i get being shy/having social anxiety and all that, but rp is a two way street thanks

bonus round: when they get deleted in the activity check, come in the day after, and ask for all their archived stuff back.
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Favorite Line from your Last Post written Jul 30, 2018 6:19:16 GMT
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"sorry." the sound is gravel, vocal chords tired from heaving out heavy titters. "it's just —" hamlet's chest heaves. he's still trying to catch his breath. his hands try to make up for the short coming, motioning at the landscape around them. "this is hell."

"this is hell," he repeats, just to be sure. hamlet cannot hold back a small giggle. "and you're offering me a drink."
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Post a Random Thought written Jul 29, 2018 23:34:55 GMT
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6 hours later and half way through uploadinng a 30gb file to google drive, google overlords: fuck u i'm gonna make your wifi fail

i'm sorry i just never invested in external storage and this is the only file transfer method i have. work with me here bitch
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