Aaahhh that was the most wholesome thing I’ve watched in awhile

Really, they couldn’t move the deer carcass to the side of the road without the sidewalk?

Two days until Luca. Hyped

where was all this Poppy War hype two years ago

what sounds can a cactus make?

Discord should have a feature for nicknaming contacts

Granted, but because of your lack of specificity it became a better place — for mosquitos. Humanity is promptly overrun.

I wish for a long weekend. Five days at least

Read The Bloody Chamber and Other Short Stories because of PHIMBO 's post

SPOILER: Click to show

He strips me to my last nakedness, that undersign of mauve, pearlized satin, like a skinned rabbit; then dresses me again in an embrace so lucid and all encompassing it might be made of water.

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Nothing about her is human except that she is not a wolf.

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I was so unused to my own skin that to take off all my clothes involved a kind of flaying.

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Everything flowers; no harsh wind stirs the voluptuous air. The sun spills fruit for you. And the deathly, sensual lethargy of the sweet South infects the starved brain; it gasps: ‘Luxury! More luxury!’ But the snow comes, you cannot escape it, it followed us from Russia as if it ran behind our carriage, and in this dark, bitter city has caught up with us at last.

Granted, you're now a mantis shrimp

I wish I had a larger monitor

Granted, but all the devices you can play it on spontaneously combust

I wish for a new sofa

How do you decide whether you’ve improved?

sometimes just gotta lie there for a bit doing nothing

Granted, but you can’t retain any of it no matter how often or how slowly you read it

I wish it was cooler outside