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Been keeping an eye on the squirrels outside my house, and they are indeed getting fatter and fatter 😌
The things you can notice when you’re home often enough while it’s still light enough

Walk of shame, but it's from the refrigerator to the trash can because something went bad

I'll spitty spitty right back in his face

If you know, you know

Hit the send button. Just hit the send button.

The different flavors of stoic: searching for pissed, finding only emotionless

The meaning of life, the universe, and everything: 42

Low-key amused by someone asking the translator of a manga if they’d read the latest chapter...after they posted its translation.

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“What if I sold my soul to the devil when I was a kid?”

“You didn’t sell your soul to the devil.”

“What if I did but I don’t remember it?”

“You didn’t sell your soul to the devil.”

“But what if I did?”

“Okay, but think, Henry, what did you get for it?”

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Made me chuckle. From Weather by Jenny Offill.

This peanut butter is subpar. No wonder there was so much of it left

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