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Taken by a Crow โ
gf: merry crowmas is stupid me to me: how dare she say this about crowmas :sob_emoji: me to her: no it isn't
crowmas is where we appreciate our feathered friends, crows especially! treat them nicely and they will give you many things! like appearing at your window to give you gifts, stealing your food bc you should stop eating, cry in front of you bc their obsession with shiny things or girls is too great or even fighting off a goose bc they are rude. respect thy feathery creatures, bc they screm for protection and food.
Stealing my food doesn't sound nice
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