Recent Posts

Army-Crushing Star
pronounsSey/Sem
274written posts
Benetnaschearned bits
offlinecurrently
Benetnasch
Senior Member
Benetnasch Avatar
All my attempts to rp end in failure, so now I'm a solo act.
It's been 15 years since I last visited a pool. I'm both excited and nervous as heck, but I've got a kickboard and someone who knows a little CPR.
last edit on Mar 24, 2019 13:23:59 GMT by Benetnasch
Army-Crushing Star
pronounsSey/Sem
274written posts
Benetnaschearned bits
offlinecurrently
Benetnasch
Senior Member
Benetnasch Avatar
All my attempts to rp end in failure, so now I'm a solo act.
pharaoh leap Avatar
Benetnasch Avatar
Final boss: Why are you little shits level 47? The recommended level for this series of battles is 37

Me: My only sin is being overleveled. You're a jrpg boss with disgusting mechanics and a minimum of an hour to beat

Final boss: It's called a "challenge," punk. It's not supposed to be a fair fight.

Me: I'll remember that when I'm doing New Game+, getting that extra exp and money, and come back to whoop your ass at level 60

Final boss, spitting blood in my face: Fuck you



But yeah I finally beat Stella Glow, with only two casualties and a mild case of frustration. The hardest part was probably the middle stage.
Stella Glooooooooow. The only reason I wasn't that overleveled for the end bosses was that the experience curving made level grinding a literal NIGHTMARE, especially in those last few chapters. TuT Fortunately, the final boss wasn't too hard. I struggled much worse on Mr. Bad Man on both my original and New Game + playthroughs, where I was too lazy to do any grinding and am now stuck with an in-map save, RIP.

Important question. Whose ending did you get? :eyes emoji:


I grinded a bit on those 10 coin spots, which helped Rusty and Nonoka jump to 47. As for Mr. Badman...we boxed him in and I spammed Sakuya's 500 skill on him to keep his health down. Ewan's clones distracted him for a bit, too.

Idk if I wanna do NG+ rn tho. Wanna beat the games I haven't beat yet, first.

But yeah I went for Nonoka's ending. It was cute and she blushed a lot. But I also got a pic of her and the cucumber scene, and can't get Alto screams of "THEY'RE PRESSING AGAINST ME" out of my head. Like hwat
Army-Crushing Star
pronounsSey/Sem
274written posts
Benetnaschearned bits
offlinecurrently
Benetnasch
Senior Member
Benetnasch Avatar
All my attempts to rp end in failure, so now I'm a solo act.
Final boss: Why are you little shits level 47? The recommended level for this series of battles is 37

Me: My only sin is being overleveled. You're a jrpg boss with disgusting mechanics and a minimum of an hour to beat

Final boss: It's called a "challenge," punk. It's not supposed to be a fair fight.

Me: I'll remember that when I'm doing New Game+, getting that extra exp and money, and come back to whoop your ass at level 60

Final boss, spitting blood in my face: Fuck you



But yeah I finally beat Stella Glow, with only two casualties and a mild case of frustration. The hardest part was probably the middle stage.
Army-Crushing Star
pronounsSey/Sem
274written posts
Benetnaschearned bits
offlinecurrently
Benetnasch
Senior Member
Benetnasch Avatar
All my attempts to rp end in failure, so now I'm a solo act.
k̾u̾r̾a̾ 💩 Avatar
rec me all your horror podcasts, i have a mighty need.

here are some recs for u:

within the wires: they present a surprising lot of story and world building for the mediums they choose.

a scottish podcast: i've only started listening to this, but it's a parody of the documentary type podcasts like limetown and the black tapes and it's hilarious

station blue: psychological... horror? idk it was wild

the magnus archives: cosmic horror & my current favourite. lots of lore, lots of nasty, gross, disgusting gore. wouldn't recommend listening to it while eating, or if you can't handle lots of bugs or trypophobia


Station Blue is def psychological horror. Just a poor guy stuck in the middle of nowhere, in his own head. And then it got kinda freaky in the finale. That Halloween special, tho. The Magnus Archives is one of my faves, too. I squealed a little when Beth Eyre narrated the latest ep.

As for recommendations...I've listened to a lot, but there's only a few I can suggest to peeps.


Dark Dice: A horror actual-play DnD podcast by the Liberty and White Vault gang. They try to make it as immersive as possible.

The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program: Another actual-play based on the Call of Cthulhu tabletop. Equal parts horrific and hilarious.

The Horror of Dolores Roach: Psychological horror about a woman named Dolores, who returns from prison to her now gentrified neighborhood. Her life slowly spirals out of control after she's taken in by an old friend who runs an empanada shop.

Darkest Night: This one is a series of stories told by the eyes of murder victims. It's very gory and I honestly wasn't too crazy about the last season, but it was fun. YMMV

Janus Descending: Space/planet exploration horror gone wrong. Gave me Alien vibes.

Liberty: Sci-fi horror. Their Tales from the Tower eps are gr8.

Mirrors: A ghost story, with three women from three generations. Adequately spooky.

Paralyzed: Story of a guy who has trouble sleeping, and whose nightmares began leaking into real life. The production quality is so-so at first, but the story itself is pretty decent.

Blackwood: Classic Scooby Gang investigates spooky town urban legend.
Army-Crushing Star
pronounsSey/Sem
274written posts
Benetnaschearned bits
offlinecurrently
Benetnasch
Senior Member
Benetnasch Avatar
All my attempts to rp end in failure, so now I'm a solo act.
von Avatar
@benetsnatch thank u for these omg 💖. I have nightvale and kingfalls am on my list and currently listening to the once and future nerd but idk alot of things yet.

I am scared easily but i do like horror along the lines of supernatural but not too scary!!!

I love Night Vale! And if you like that and Kingsfalls, you might like Uncanny County and the Alexandria Archives.

And the scariest things on that list are Alice Isn't Dead, We're Alive (zombies), The White Vault, and maybe The Case of Dexter Ward. I tried not to list scarier ones, but everything else I listed is more sci-fi/mystery and less intense.
Army-Crushing Star
pronounsSey/Sem
274written posts
Benetnaschearned bits
offlinecurrently
Benetnasch
Senior Member
Benetnasch Avatar
All my attempts to rp end in failure, so now I'm a solo act.
von Avatar
Wow podcasts r great why am i only discovering this. I need a gud audio story suggestionsss

I listen to a lot of horror but,


  • Alice Isn't Dead
  • Homecoming
  • The Message & Life After
  • Limetown
  • The White Vault
  • The Bright Sessions
  • Wolverine: The Long Night
  • Girl In Space
  • The Angel of Vine
  • The Case of Charles Dexter Ward
  • Horsemen
  • I Am In Eskew
  • Spines
  • The Strange Case of Starship Iris
  • We're Alive


to name a few
Army-Crushing Star
pronounsSey/Sem
274written posts
Benetnaschearned bits
offlinecurrently
Benetnasch
Senior Member
Benetnasch Avatar
All my attempts to rp end in failure, so now I'm a solo act.
swanski Avatar
OOOHHHH! I can afford to change my name color! What should it be?? UGH... this is going to take months! -headdesk-

Army-Crushing Star
pronounsSey/Sem
274written posts
Benetnaschearned bits
offlinecurrently
Benetnasch
Senior Member
Benetnasch Avatar
All my attempts to rp end in failure, so now I'm a solo act.
Something like The Lobster, where singles need to find a partner in 45 days, or they get turned into an animal of their choosing. They also had the ability to prolong the inevitable by catching runaways.

Or 1bitheart, because I love futuristic settings and phones that double as fashion accessories (like cat ears or horns).
Army-Crushing Star
pronounsSey/Sem
274written posts
Benetnaschearned bits
offlinecurrently
Benetnasch
Senior Member
Benetnasch Avatar
All my attempts to rp end in failure, so now I'm a solo act.
murdoc Avatar
Moving involves so much paperwork. So much. All of it relies on the next.

I still don't have my proper license. Send help.

I feel it, homie. I can start a new bank account and maybe try getting my name under a utility bill, but aside from getting a job and paystubs, I'm stuck rn.