story time
once on a road trip i was playing the game
94 seconds with everyone in the back of the car (including
fimbulvetur who was still visiting at the time). it's basically this categories game where you're provided with a category and a letter and you have to come up with an answer to get to the next prompt and so on - the goal being to get as many correct answers within 94 seconds and score big.
so we're playing and since the game is on my phone i was the one typing in the answers. we get the letter H and the category Musical Instruments and despite the fact that both of the other people playing with me shouted HARP - because that is obviously the first instrument starting with H that comes to mind for the normal populace - my dumbass brain decided that i was going to try to write Harpsichord
with 3 seconds left. you do get bonus points if you submit uncommon answers, but i can't claim that was my thought process. i just legitimately thought of harpsichord before i thought of harp even though it's in the fucking word.
and believe it or not, i typed it out. me, typos mcgee, correctly typed out the word 'harpsichord' in 2.5 seconds while screeching like a pterodactyl because i had such little time left. but as i go to hit send, in my rush i accidentally hit the apple pre-fill text options that show up above the keyboard and you'll never guess what i submitted:
harpsichordistas someone that finds situational irony leading up to the climax just as funny as the punchline itself, i can admit that i've rarely laughed louder than i did just then. i distinctly remember everyone in the car getting mad at me (including the driver) but the image of someone fucking
playing a harpsichordist is one that i'm never going to get out of my head. i still have the game on my phone and it just had an update from the app store which brought this entire scene back to my mind and i haven't been able to stop giggling.
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