wow me too?? ha a

Teach me please?

the colors

ok heres the selkie™ patented guide

step one: make an absolute clown of yourself during your first social interaction with someone

step two: die

Good to know I've been doing it right my whole life!

It feels nice to be successful.

i was at a job interview today and the guy interviewing me was putting notes down at the end and saying them out loud and he was like
"well i'd say that you are well spoken, polite, well dressed-"

and im sitting here thinking:
more. tell me more.

need to get off my butt and catch up on legends of tomorrow so i can see my boy constantine again

have you ever realized something and you just
laughed much too hard at yourself?
because uh. being partially colourblind and hunting for a shiny bulbasaur in viridian forest is probably not my wisest idea.

I get to babysit my dad's batty cat over the holidays and I'm looking forward to a house of four cats

kit kat is tik tak backwards
and tik tak = tic tac like the mints. kit kat's are the chocolate bar
I haven't a clue where's this is going but it does count as a random thought

Someone stop me from reading this 150k word fic I just found because I've already been struggling with insomnia and I know if I start it I won't sleep tonight either.

i accidentally listened to the world revolving on repeat for a solid two hours a few days ago and it's still playing in my head help