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after yesterday's knife wielding customer


WHAT???



i was running the store solo, and some guy came in yesterday wanting his package that i didn't have, and he kept waving his hands around, which apparently he had a knife and decided swinging it around would help him get his package faster, which i still didn't have.

soooo ended up with one of my other customers coming in and tackling him, before i was able to call the cops.
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i was running the store solo, and some guy came in yesterday wanting his package that i didn't have, and he kept waving his hands around, which apparently he had a knife and decided swinging it around would help him get his package faster, which i still didn't have.

soooo ended up with one of my other customers coming in and tackling him, before i was able to call the cops.

EXCUSE ME... WAHT???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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my student, who's worked here for over a year: where do i get a beaker
me, pointing to the cart full of beakers right next to us: one of these?
student: no. where do i get a beaker
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my student, who's worked here for over a year: where do i get a beaker
me, pointing to the cart full of beakers right next to us: one of these?
student: no. where do i get a beaker

i've developed this really bad habit of trying to swallow down my laughter if i read something that makes me want to actually laugh out loud. it wouldn't be a problem if i succeeded or managed just a small chuckle or something

but when i read something like this that just hits me RIGHT in the funny bone, i end up spitting and it's all over my laptop monitor
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my student, who's worked here for over a year: where do i get a beaker
me, pointing to the cart full of beakers right next to us: one of these?
student: no. where do i get a beaker

i've developed this really bad habit of trying to swallow down my laughter if i read something that makes me want to actually laugh out loud. it wouldn't be a problem if i succeeded or managed just a small chuckle or something

but when i read something like this that just hits me RIGHT in the funny bone, i end up spitting and it's all over my laptop monitor



i'm (not) sorry ulla
here's a tissue for your poor laptop <3
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