Granted but you can not stop moving until you collapse.

I wish that junk food was now nutritious.

Granted, nutritious, yes, but it still is super loaded with calories.

I wish my homework would just do itself.

Granted, but it's in a handwriting so neat that your teacher will know its not you and think you're cheating.

I wish that I could check the time on my phone without getting distracted.

Granted, the only app on your phone is a clock. Nothing more, nothing less. Tick tock.

I wish that anxiety would just go away.

Damn, do I wish that too. Granted, but depression will take it's place.

I wish that nothing had to die.

Depression already exists alongside so... Nothing new there.

Oof.. Granted, but now nothing really lives either...

I wish that character death's weren't so bad.

granted, now your favorite characters get to be tortured endlessly

i wish my back was not utter shit right now

Granted, now it's your arms and legs instead.

I wish my homework would do itself.

Granted, but it’s all wrong

I wish I had a stand mixer

Granted, but it's sorted out and doesn't work.

I wish the caffeine would kick in faster.

granted, but it was a one time use so now it just doesn't work anymore

i wish my cat wasn't so dramatic all the damn time

Granted, now she's only dramatic at the worst moments possible.

I wish that more people were kind.

granted, but they've all got bad intentions

wish i had a wishing well that worked