Granted, but it's all like stick figures.

I wish my cat would shhhhh...

granted, now they tell you to "shhhh" whenever you say or do anything.

i wish i had a flock of golden geese

Granted, but they are very protective over their eggs and you cannot have any.

I wish to find the perfect face claim.

Granted, but everywhere you go, no matter how quickly you join, somehow they're always taken

I wish things could write themselves

Granted, but they're all terrible pieces of writing and you can't change them.

I wish that I didn't get stuffy noses in the middle of the night.

Granted, Now it's just stuffy all the time.

I wish that I wasn't so tired... z.z

granted, now you're much too energetic. unable to sleep or rest...

i wish i had a garden full of white roses

Granted, but you use weedkiller on them everyday and they die in a week.

I wish that celery didn't taste terrible.

AkiraTsunami I have a stuffy nose as I write this. It came true. T^T

Granted, Celery is now fantastic, but only to you, so everyone thinks you must be on something.

I wish that people weren't so aggressively stupid?

Granted, now they're all insufferable know-it-alls.

I wish there was food ready to eat.

granted, but it's in desperate need of flavor.

i wish i could always know the time, down to the very last second

Granted, but you're not allowed to tell anyone what time it is no matter how much they ask or how much you want to.

I wish for a KITKAT bar

granted! but it's a few years past its expiry date.

i wish...that the hours for daylight would be halved worldwide, as to allow a longer night