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Post a Random Thought written Apr 3, 2023 1:32:58 GMT
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Apr 2, 2023 23:43:21 GMT said:
-on the subject of ocs- I have a habit of making the same characters over and over again in whatever new places I make or join, because I know my characters well enough to know whether or not they can be adapted to any given situation. I have seen it, also over and over again, of people asking you to bend your whole damn universe just to fit their character, and then storm off when you say no.

TBF though, I'm also entirely done dealing with public rp so that I don't have to be everyone's punching bag when things aren't exactly the way some people want them to be even if they're not on a staff team. Either fit your characters to the site, or move on. It's really that simple. If you don't like the site or the people in the community, then no one's forcing you to stay lol.
Most of my OCs tend to just be a personality reskin of previous OCs. All my female characters looks the same I know shut up. It’s really not that hard to change about a few things to fit into the constraints of a certain universe. I’ve had a whole ass conversation with someone who wanted to alter a site’s existing rules to fit with their characters and it was so exhausting like stawp.

anyways random thought. WHY IS GROCERY STORE CHEESE SO HIT OR MISS. Three weeks ago I got the best damn cheese I’ve had from that brand and then yesterday it had the most rock hard core and tasted like feet. Just give me consistently good cheese pls I don’t ask for much 
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Favorite Line from your Last Post written May 8, 2022 10:05:51 GMT
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“You didn’t seem like you intended to perish any time soon, so I figured I’d just take you in now. You weren’t doing anything important, were you?”
A rhetorical question, of course, but Xue Yang still took a second to remember what he had been doing before he’d been spirited away, and shook his head. Nope. He had actually been taking a nap in the mid afternoon sun. Things with his current nation had grown dull with no wars being waged. Apparently that was the case everywhere, even in lands that had previously been unknown to him. A whole three other landmasses! Incredible. He wondered if their wine was any good. Not that he had the tolerance for it, but he enjoyed the taste regardless.

“You were taking too long to die and I got sick of waiting” don’t give gods rights 
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Favorite Line from your Last Post written Apr 26, 2022 3:13:56 GMT
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”That being said, I’d like to think I have a little more class than what that child does.” Ame could probably disagree with that sentiment, Ares too, but that was whatever. ”Besides that, he’s been branded a traitor by the council and that alone is enough of a deciding factor. He and I have had a civil relationship in the past, but, as your people say, them’s the breaks.” That didn’t sound right at all coming from an ancient ethereal being, but whatever. There was also the added bonus that Kyou was indeed on the losing side of this battle, and that Koge relished in nothing more than a good underdog story, but he wasn’t about to tell him that. “I can assure you that I have no ulterior motives in taking your side in this despite your disadvantage. I do not desire anything in return. I deal in fair trade, rather than owed favours.”
Ancient gods learning modern slang is just so wrong on so many levels 
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Explain Characters Badly written Apr 19, 2022 0:19:02 GMT via mobile
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Back with more
- 404 emotion not found
- not dead
- pro nerfer here to teach YOU how to win your next Nerf battle
- where did the cat genes come from
- unhinged cousin no.1
- unhinged cousin no.2
- “If you touch him I’ll kill you”
- identity crisis personified
- “well, well, well, if it isn’t the actions of my own consequences”
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Explain Characters Badly written Apr 16, 2022 3:16:42 GMT via mobile
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- I killz so I can feelz
- Totally not a walking death flag
- Wardaddy
- Warpuppy
- “Let me know if this hurts”
- You can run but you can’t hide (from therapy)
- Designated corpse finder
- Local British man continues to be awful
- Cerberus but they ate the third head
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Favorite Line from your Last Post written Mar 29, 2022 1:41:01 GMT
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He lifted the cup in his hands to drink as Kyou spoke, mentioning that he wasn’t an ally. Wasn’t he? ”But I’m not an enemy, either. What do you call someone who’s neither ally nor enemy? An acquaintance? Yet we remain unacquainted.” He placed down his cup on the table with a gentle tap before speaking again. ”Should Rae’ilin attack you and your people now, how do you think you would fare? How long would it take for you to gather your allies and defend your territory, or would you be wiped out before you even had a chance to retaliate? Do you even know the numbers that he has on his side, whether he has an army backing him, or if he has only himself and a few small numbers? And should you manage to fend him off, would you be able to recover to full strength in time before he decides to attack again? How long could you play the game before morale starts to drop?”
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