He keeps his hands on the steering wheel, absentmindedly counting the cuts stretched like sleeping cats across his skin.

customer: I need help finding an eyebrow pencil.
me: Sure! Is there a price range you'd like to adhere to?
customer: No, I don't care. I just want something good that won't smudge.
me: Okay! In that case, I suggest Benefit. Their eyebrow products are both smudge-proof and waterproof.
customer: How much are they?
me: Thirty-two dollars.
customer: Oh my God that's too expensive! I'm just going to look at L'oreal or Revlon or Maybelline.
me:

May 13, 2019 4:48:16 GMT Mouse said:

Currently drinking rum and coke myself, but vodka is also great.

Ayyyy cheers!! B]

This drink is literally just vodka and I have zero complaints

I just finished watching the first season of The Umbrella Academy the other day and I'm high key obsessed