"go to jail" is the funniest thing that has to come out of my lovely god fearing neighbor's mouth when speaking to me about what I do on the internet specifically.

there's just dread in my gut when someone asks me 'you awake' at midnight.

- *slaps character's back* Look at all the trauma I can fit in this one.
- meow
- I will fight you, I will fight them - I will fight myself to prove my point that is entirely pointless
- what do you mean I have trauma? I can write! And do stuff! I also have this very shiny whip and everyone's afraid of it.
- you will listen to me meow so loudly you will wake from a coma
- I need love, but also if you love me I'll have an anxiety attack and die.
- ah, I'm a devious suave man who probably has committed crimes of all counts, but I'm your meow meow
- please cease existing around me
- do you want a hug? I remember hugs when my grandmother was alive in 1812.
- if you make my heart feel anything other than unending pain, I will beat you with a stick
- oh no, is this the consequences of my actions???
- free me from this fleshy squishy prison, please

I always forget how mismanaged the place that I works until I have to deal with management and I'm just vibrating with malicious intent.

Me reading certain books: "I would be more entertained throwing myself off a cliff."
3 am on a work day: "I need to finish this fanfic chapter or I'll die."

done! -25 bits

it's crawling in my skin when I keep seeing this thing and I'm not sure if it's a break for me if I see it on a site but it's getting there. But hopefully I don't have to deal with it, lol.

no

when people plot with you and want to write with you.

between this and Angel Wings I keep being hooked.

done~

when I'm impersonated and I just go 'oop'. In other news no one will ever figure out my name in the work chat. My real name is like six words long, how can you keep tagging someone else's name and think it's me.