I literally squinted at this for five whole minutes... up until I googled "running foot" and realized that I'm an idiot and your cat didn't break your Actual Human Foot™.

i have a bad habit of stepping in when i'm not rlly "supposed to" but
who da fuck gonna dispense the justice

[nospaces]

u ever sit on ur butt bone thing so long that it starts 2 hurt

Until I broke it

How stressed and tired are you to dream of being in Hill House's Red Room? Because I am and I did o(-<

my bank: here's an automated email to tell you your bank statement is ready! check it out if you're interested. if not, no worries. we'll still be here. thanks for using us!

me: is this psychological warfare

i had zombie dreams again that were all interconnected but it started out with some fucking witch cult shit with the zombieland saga characters and we couldn't step on water or ice??? and we had a mission to clean... toilets..... or we would die........... idk. but them it turned into a video game type thing where i was a dude who was real fucking good at killing zombies and i had to escort some lady somewhere but i woke up when we were in the elevator and i was tense and ready for a sudden attack and she was just looking bored as shit

i am so high on cold medicine right now that it's not even funny

everyone was saying so many bad things about the charmed reboot, but i've just watched ep 7 and i'm officially hooked. i love macy, she is my sweet lil baby.

i was caffeine free for 5 months... but i gave in today because i really wanted some tea

gasp!! been meaning to watch it!! glad you enjoy it!

you should still expect the worst? the first episode was a disaster. everyone was trying way too hard... like that random guest in the cbox who is always trying to be funny to prove that they'd be the best fit for your site? yes, i am describing myself lol whatever, it was a mess. but it gets better and the characters will slowly grow on you. <3