i am in love with link's new bomb in smash ultimate. he is my sweet angel child.

tfw you keep getting "well anyway..."d in chat n ur .03 secs away from mcfreakin losin it

:popcorn: : )

Had a lady yell @ me about a fukkin potato today, my day's going gr8

Context: This lady bought one (1) Very Big Sweet Potato/Yam and proceeded to get upset when she saw that the price of it was $1 something when apparently she read "98 cents each". It's 98 cents per pound, pls donut yell @ me cause u can't read. 8( *wah wahhh*

new mercy skin, overwatch knows how to appeal to their fanbase through means that doesnt actually mean the game is fun again

im wary abt using this fc but its one of my faves so hopefully i dont get too much shit

whenever i hear the Happy Holidays christmas carol:

"It's the holiday season!"

me, sarcastically, in time with the music: "so whoop-dee-doo"

that's my fuckin' trigger word, and i thought this was just a "me" thing. i despise when people say, "anyway" in general; especially if you add a "well, any--" shut the fuck up, witcha rude ass and let me finish talking, tf.

This lol It is so freaking rude D: I have to do some serious "come to Jesus" meditation when someone does that to me so I don't lose it all over their face.

it's gonna be a long week next week when everyone expects packages to be delivered and they wait too long c':

from someone who works in shipping, if you plan to send anything across the country, plan for at least a week in advanced. so say, cali --> nh = five business days. so, next thursdays' your best bet to get packages out for there.

king k rool is an absolute unit !!!!!

pharaoh leap censors dabbing, beware.