My name is Lord Boneninton the Slightly Mediocre Cat who loves to crawl unto people's freshly washed blankets. At night I stalk my prey with Lord Boneninton the slippery snake, but that wasn't exactly what I wanted that night. Instead, I wanted to cuddle with our lord Satan that fluffy bunny and his nice light up sketchers that Boneninton stole.

Mashed potatoes with ketchup and mustard are his meal, and yet I am disgusted by our lord's meal even as he shoves carrots up his pink nose.