that's how you inflict the worst despair upon your enemies

you let them think they've won

you let them have a lick on the disgustingly sweet flower off your birthday cake

then you take everything they love away from you when they least expect and then use their salty tears as your eyedrop of hatred

winner winner chicken dinner

i like chicken

chicken is my middle name

your middle name is ok

your mom

yes, i did

(yours)

Had a good poop

man, people sure do wanna win

Just opened this website today, saw this as the latest thread and couldn't resist the opportunity.

Does this mean I win? ヾ(≧▽≦*)o