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I have to take pills that make my pee orange, and it's freaky Potentially encroaching on TMI, but... s-same, actually, sdkljfhdskjfhs, I didn't think there was more than one that did that?
Except I am a generally unhealthy person, so my nurse of a mother and my doctor were like, "Don't freak out when it happens!" and I'm just like, "This is normal for me???? Is it... IS IT NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THAT COLOR?"
I ended up going to doctor before because I thought I'd been peeing blood for a week. Turned out it was just the handfuls of blueberries I had been stuffing into my face-hole at the time.
ALSO SORT OF OFF-TOPIC BUT... When I was in kindergarten, I used to go to the bathroom in the morning when I first got to school and I'd see that the toilet water was blue (due to the cleaning solutions the janitors used; the ones we used at my house turned the water green). I came to the conclusion that boys were sneaking into the girls' bathroom, peeing blue in the morning before I got there, and not flushing or putting the toilet seat down. I also started telling everyone that the reason "blue was for boys" was because that was the color they peed... because why else would they assign gender a color?
#gtswithpee
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last edit on Feb 23, 2019 5:44:39 GMT by forte
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