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It's 2:42 AM when Saizล learns of the city-wide blackout. His phone goes off a minute before 2:40, all ping, ping, ping! It wakes him up. Needless to say, he's not particularly happy when he slides the phone open ( he had removed notification banners from appearing on his lock-screen after a certain, nosy red-head blew Saizล's head off about not including him in the exclusive, "non-kamanosuke chat" ) and sees a red bubble next to the messaging app that says "22." Seriously, what the fuck. He taps ( smashes, would be more appropriate ) the indigo and white icon.
He almost chucks the damn thing when he sees the sender.
At 2:39 AM, twenty-two messages were sent subsequently by none other than the second-most annoying person in existenceโKamanosuke Yuri. What an ill-befitting last name. Lily, his ass.
They're mostly composed of only-pronounceable-if-you-really-try, all caps words, with his name repeated a few times just in case he didn't understand the messages were for him. ( also a shit ton of cursing, because againโ "yuri" is an incredibly ironic last name. )
He texts backโ
(2:40) basically ffxv noctis: You are the literal devil what the fuck are you freaking about Kamanosuke
Not even a minute later, Kamanosuke ( probably fueled on coffee because someone introduced it to him and the damn idiot immediately developed an addiction ) sendsโ
(2:41) prettierthanthatbitch: HOW HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED!??????????? IT'S ALL DARK!!!!
prettierthanthatbitch:
My lights all suddenly turned off. And my computers dead and the charger isn't working
prettierthanthatbitch:
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF WINNING AGAINST THIS STUPID SMUG FUCKING CHILD DAMMIT
(2:42) prettierthanthatbitch: Saizo can i go over? Im rlly rlly bored. There's nothing to do :(
It's 2:41 AM when Saizล decides he's about done with Kamanosuke Yuri. He's completely done only a minute later. Why Kamanosuke is up at almost three-fucking in the morning is beyond him ( a lieโ coffee is why ), but the thoughtless brat couldn't even consider that even if he didn't value sleep, other people did?! But of course, someone as selfish as Kamanosuke probably wouldn't care even if he did think about it.
(2:42) basically ffxv noctis: Be bored by yourself I'm trying to sleep.
(2:43) prettierthanthatbitch: God saizo why r u so mean to me. I'm not the one who killed ur dog
(2:44) basically ffxv noctis: That's not as funny as you seem to think
(2:45) basically ffxv noctis: You should just go to sleep honestly
(2:45) prettierthanthatbitch: But like that's the thing. I can't
prettierthanthatbitch:
I'm completely hyped up on coffee
prettierthanthatbitch:
Please
(2:46) basically ffxv noctis: I said you would regret drinking so much coffee
prettierthanthatbitch:
Ugggggh
prettierthanthatbitch:
Yeah i know u did but now I can't sleep and I don't have anything to do
(2:47) prettierthanthatbitch: Saizo
prettierthanthatbitch:
I know you're mad at me but think about it
prettierthanthatbitch:
It could be a sleep over
(2:48) basically ffxv noctis: No
prettierthanthatbitch:
But we used to have sleepovers all the time
(2:49) basically ffxv noctis: Yeah and I literally never slept a wink whenever you were over
prettierthanthatbitch:
Fine I'll sleep if u let me come over
(2:50) basically ffxv noctis: No you won't
basically ffxv noctis: Anyway I'm putting my phone on mute and going back to sleep
(2:51) prettierthanthatbitch: DONT U FUCKING DARE
basically ffxv noctis: Don't bother texting me because I won't see it
He tosses his phone onto the floor. He is sure Kamanosuke is furiously typing a fuming response, but he's too tired to care. It's unbelievable that Kamanosuke would wake him up with twenty-two pings and then ask to spend the night over at Saizล's house. His impudence never ceases to piss Saizล off, and he's not sure if he can even sleep anymore. Thanks, Kamanosuke.
He closes his eyes regardless, in the hope that if he shuts his eyes long enough, he might fall back asleep. ( it would be hypocritical of him to tell kamanosuke to shut his caffeine-rigged mind off if he doesn't do the sameโ )
โฆ ba-thump.
Ba-thump. Ba-thump. Ba-thump.
A con-stant rhy-thmโ
Loud and fastโ
One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheepโ
Nu-mer-ical sheep, des-perate sheep, count-ing sheep, clop-ping sheep. Anything to focus his mindโ that doesn't sound right. He thinks for a moment. It's not "focus," since that would make his mind more active. Thenโ to narrowโ to limit his mind?
Oh for fuck's sake.
His eyes open, and he flings his body up.
"This is just too annoying," he mutters as he slips out of bed and retrieves his phone from the floor.
(2:59) basically ffxv noctis: Fine
Maybe it's the sudden shortage of sleep that makes him send a text to Kamanosuke instead of making some sleepy tea. In the back of his mind, he knows he'll regret it in the morning when he can barely function because Kamanosuke is a tiny, hyper Chihuahua on a caffeine high who doesn't understand the word "sleep."
(3:00) prettierthanthatbitch: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
prettierthanthatbitch:
Ilu. Ill be there in like a few
Saizล sighs. He wonders if he could get Kamanosuke to bring some coffee with him.
( โand he's a hypocrite through and through. )
