people say you grow up to be squidward why did i grow up to be patrick

i guess this is more of a design confession but. i'm completely terrible at coming up with interesting animations. i always do a boring hover or slide. i envy people who come up with elegant transitions for content.

i remember after finishing dark souls 3 i was feeling mad withdrawal so i skinned a dark souls forum for no reason lol. honestly... i would kill for the real thing. something set in a kingdom as it falls to hollowing. each kingdom in dark souls has a specific story for why it was destroyed so it would be interesting to play out what led to that.

how am i getting mosquito bites when i don't even go OUTSIDE

when you post a work update on Slack and all you can see is [Coworker] is typing but they never hit enter... just keep starting and stopping... stuff of nightmares man

i found a dead cockroach in the house and felt weirdly insulted. like, even the bugs can't survive in here