Let's restart now.

-squints from a bookshelf-

-waves-

Considering I worked in tech support, when I do have to call I'm genuinely nice and empathetic, just to give them a few minutes of peace at work. This dude was super nice though I think I spooked him when I just started cursing in pain because kittens thought my legs were trees. I'm pretty sure he wanted pictures of them- cause he adores orange cats apparently.

Please take them.

Also at this point, I'm sorely tempted to write a blog on raising kittens and cats in general, cause the amount of questions my neighbors give me about these 'strange cats' (When the behavior isn't all that strange) is staggering.

If your cat licks concrete, they have an iron deficiency. It's not weird, it's a warning sign. Give your cats something high in iron. What do you ask, go to the meat market and get some chicken livers. Best thing. And yes, it's disgusting- if that isn't what you eat normally, but it's either that or go to the vet to get some iron shots- which can cost you a lot more than a few minutes of discomfort and is a cheap solution.

Cats sleeping against walls is not uncommon. However, if your cat is consistently laying their head against a wall, or putting pressure on their head, it's often a brain problem. Go get your cat scanned.

Etc, etc.

Y'all really?

I love writing this fic - because a lot of people seem to like it. I keep seeing them scream on twitter and it's like, I'm too old for these compliments, it hurts my little unhealthy heart. But like, ;; I'm happy too.

Done and processed!

Hey, Scaramouche - I've changed your name, but the color is barely off of our other links. If you're okay with that, let me know or you can pick a different color! I've changed it to give you a preview (You would be able to see it in the member search or on the front page once you post)- just tag me here when you get a look at it, and we'll go from there!

staff edit: archiving this to keep the board clear. feel free to make another thread if you're unsatisfied with your color

Added, sorry for the delay. You're up until 10/9!

Sorry for the delay, I picked it up cause I didn't want it to be too late! You're up until 10/9!

Hey y'all. Can't get a gif right now but stahp.

Look, Mom, I am not listening to chinese/japanese cartoons, I am listening to PaIN AnD AnGST - oh my god I'm going to be in this hell hole listening to this stupid drama, this stupid anime, and this stupid audio drama because I'm absolutely pathetic.

In other news, thankfully pinyin and romaji are still easy to read for me as I butcher literally everything in my accent while my cats stare at me and beg me silently to stop singing.

No, I woke up to tell you all specifically to stop.