I'm laughing at my one open Chrome window bc it has like 20+ something tabs open, and all of them are for the lone RP site I'm actively on rn and this is spread across 2 of my characters (well I haven't opened the tabs for my 3rd character's owed posts yet) and well

THIS IS SPARTA

about the only ENG-language version of Face my Fears I actually like oof

oh no

is it time to hang out in the bathroom until this passes over

s e v e n

god, even if I already cleaned the room and tossed the mattress there are STILL bedbugs?!

some kind of chicken dish. Mmmm I can smell it from here.

before, I used to be terrified of riding in airplanes.

Now?

Bedbugs.

okay sleeping on the couch isn't too bad it's just that I CAN'T ROLL AROUND TOO MUCH

I solemnly swear I am up to no good

...this means I'll be skipping another night's worth of sleep just to catch up on all the movies I have!

god this itching is terrible.

I guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonight because it's too. UNBEARABLE.

God, everytime I see a bug now I panic and squash it and crush it

Bedbugs are about the only other menace to humanity that's as bad as roaches THEY DESERVE TO BURN