okay sleeping on the couch isn't too bad it's just that I CAN'T ROLL AROUND TOO MUCH

I solemnly swear I am up to no good

...this means I'll be skipping another night's worth of sleep just to catch up on all the movies I have!

god this itching is terrible.

I guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonight because it's too. UNBEARABLE.

God, everytime I see a bug now I panic and squash it and crush it

Bedbugs are about the only other menace to humanity that's as bad as roaches THEY DESERVE TO BURN

Bedbugs can go die in a ditch. For real.

I think I need a completely NEW mattress...

Arceus where the hell did my muse go?

Also, YouTube, stop loading so s l o w

mmm salted peanuts and vodka.

Wait wait wait wait Ven no you're not gonna type a drunk post now are you. ARE YOU.

okay I've binge-watched too many historical documentaries...

...but there's still a lot more lined up

omg more event-specific missions. MORE $$$ to hoard yEET

before I was unceremoniously shoved off the admin team of a site I helped build from the ground up:

is everything working fine? is the code alright, does the sidebar need updating, how's the cbox premium is it gonna expire?

These days I'm just glad I'm a member. More room to riot and have chaos!