When I attempt to code:

-- No Hover for the post text. Please, don't. I love hovers but I hate having to go over to the post then hovering over EVERY TIME I need to read it for my post
-- BIG images! I love 'em, solely because I don't know how to make a pretty background so I'm like "Hey lets cover that up by using a huge image that'll work"
-- Pastel colours, please. They're so cute, and soft, and work together so NICELY...
-- Black and White are really, really nice too! I really like pieces that either have a HECK lot of contrast or like, they all blend together and make this happy template smoothie
-- Smaller text that's justified, please. I can barely read but I can zoom in and that isn't a problem to me and for some reason it just looks so much nicer?
-- I live for simplicity yes