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There are a few things in this world that Hythlodaeus desperately needs to satiate the ever-growing emptiness in his heart. A good few weeks worth of uninterrupted, dreamless sleep would do wonders for him. And if not that, perhaps a familiar soul. Not any soul, oh no. That won't do. The soul needs to be a specific one - one of his dearest friends, his most beloved and honorable Emet-Selch. Yes, the return of one of his reasons for existing would certainly mend the bottomless void in his heart.

There is a ton of stuff we could do with these two...like I have so many ideas. Hythlodaeus was yoink'd out of Zodiark before he would have reuinted with Hades in the aetherstream. They have literally so much catching up to do. This Emet-Selch could be an ancient-verse one...maybe even pulled from his timeline before all of the Elpis stuff? Or pulled out of the aetherstream, when the poor old man finally expected to take a long nap. Or he could be yandere Shadowbringers Emet-Selch which...my god I just think that poor Hyth is going to get a nosebleed the first time he sees Solus!Emet. Give him a nosebleed! Do it!!

I have...feelings...about these two. So. Many. Headcanons. None of which I am beholden to. I would greatly prefer if you like them as a couple because uh I really do. But I am flexible on that! Rip my heart out! Hythlodaeus essentially napped for 12,000 years. He might very much be feeling like he can pick up their relationship where he left it. I imagine Hades might feel a little differently. Or maybe he doesn't? Or maybe he sort of does, but it's complicated? Perhaps it's been so long, he can't even imagine having (or starting up again) a relationship with Hythlodaeus. That's going to make Hyth miserable. I, Luci, absolutely love that. But I'd also love for the two ancient gays to get a happy ending too.

All of this is to say, I am super flexible on the how/what/why etc. I would prefer if you ship them, and I would prefer if you like to write some nsfw smut occasionally too, but I'm not beholden to any of that. The only thing I ask is that we're not too horribly, excruciatingly mean to Hyth. They need to at least be best friends. Bare minimum! Their friendship isn't one that's going to crack (I think, if it were, it would have happened loooooong before elpis).

I tried to keep a lot of space in Hyth's profile and backstory for their relationship to have been whatever kind of the closest of friends imaginable. I imagine they were already pretty serious in their relationship, but it's vague. We can figure out what they were before Zodiark's summoning together.

If you want to talk this delectable ship, please hit me up on discord (Lucipurr ⚣#0666) or in THE ORIGINAL WANTED AD. I will share with you so much fanart, bad headcanons and maybe, oh god maybe, a fic or two. Also I'll make you graphics. And give you my firstborn (you don't want her, she's a smelly tabby).

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- about me,

Hi there! You can call me luci. I'm 30something year old gay. I'm also a dad to a big beautiful tuxedo cat and a formerly feral tabby. I've been roleplaying for over a decade - long enough for me to stop counting. I got back into roleplaying a couple years ago and had a few really genuinely strange experiences that soured me. But now I'm back with some weird, specific, and very niche urges.


- what I seek,

I have a general urge, and a very specific urge (or..umbrella of urges). Generally, I am down for mxm roleplays with posts ideally averaging 300-500 words. I can reply once every week, sometimes faster. I don't care about your speed, but I'd like a few meaty paragraphs of responses because I am...verbose

For general mxm, there isn't anything specific I am dying for, and I'm pretty agnostic about genre, plot etc. I will tell you I almost exclusively play ocs 25+ and my ocs are men of color (because I am a man of color). I also thoroughly enjoy sex, alcohol, and weed in my stories!

Unless you are interested in the one very specific thing I am IN DESPERATE NEED OF, I am only interested in a site if you have a sexy lil wanted ad for me to fill. Please pitch it to me!



- horny for old men,

Ok. Let's talk my niche perversion.

FINAL FANTASY XIV
SHADOWBRINGERS/ENDWALKER SPOILERS BELOW


Please help me live out my dreams of a Hades x Hythlodaeus rp. I feel comfortable playing either of them! I'd love if you're open to this going occasionally NSFW, because I am enamored with all of their chemistry and their sexual chemistry is definitely not excluded from that.

I literally want to do anything with this pairing. I am imagining some silly nonsense in Amaurot, maybe trips to Elpis, or trips to some other mysterious isle on Etheriys. I'd love the occasional (or frequent) mystery that Emet-Selch gets tapped to solve with Hythloadeus's expert assistance. And/or a beautiful and strange scene where they find each other in the aetherstream? Could be weird. Could be fun. And I am DOWN!

I'm also not opposed to the occasional (or frequent) Azem joining in their antics, and we can discuss what that Azem is like (maybe a blending of our separate Azems? Mine is a chaotic Dionysius).

To live out this niche dream I will buy you a drink? three? make you pretty graphics? do just about anything you want within reason. I will join a site where we can do this pairing. I'll do 1:1. I'll do it over email, google docs. whatever. If you like this couple, so do I and I would urgently like to talk! Honestly, even if you don't want to rp this pairing but you're fond of them, please hit me up? I...need more ancient pervert friends. I write such copious amounts of fanfic for these two (well, three with Azem) it's shameful. Please gush about them and their weird love with me.

Aside from this prime ship, I would also love an Estinien x Aymeric game. Anything with G'raha Tia/Crystal Exarch (I can play him or against him - down either way). And maybe even a Thancred/Urianger game.




- let's chat,

If this sounds at all up your alley, I'd love to talk to you! Drop me a lil line here in this thread and tell me about yourself! Feel free to pitch me a site. If you have a good M// wanted ad, I just might take it. But FFXIV men are at the forefront of my mind, perpetually.
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