Pretty Savage - WLW Boarding School
written Mar 11, 2022 19:01:06 GMT
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We Got Ourselves Some Prey, Besties! by The T | Today - 10:47 AM Do you guys smell that? It's something.... strong. And no, it isn't Ms. Dalton trying her best to hide the scent of booze from the alcohol she downed literally 20 minutes before classes start. ...Okay scratch that, it's something SLIGHTLY less strong. If you haven't heard, we got ourselves some fresh blood that would be a very lovely addition to the Uexsa family. What's their name you may ask? Who are they? Where did they come from? What are they like? What's their net worth? Do they wear Gucci or Forever 21? I'll tell you this: who the hell actually cares? Not me, tbh. But from chowing down canned pork to politely expensive Korean beef like those old ass people from 1920s noir films, I'm more interested in about HOW these kiddies will survive in our oh so unique "culture" our beautiful students and faculties alike. To locals who actually believed what I said is true, let me explain: when I say "unique culture", I usually mean a bunch of rich bitches who are SO out of touch with reality riled up against other rich bitches who are SLIGHTLY in touch with reality. Add that in with a bunch of farm folk that inherited a crap ton of money from a deceased aunt. Or how I'd like to call it, going from trailer park to Central Park. In other words: everyone (ehh.... ALMOST everyone anyway) in every social class wants the smoke and mamas didn't raise no pussies. They did, however, rose a few bitches here and there! Everyone in this school whether they want to admit it or not wants the recognition, the fame that comes from Uexsa and the toxic wealthy classist environment it created. A nobody wants to be a somebody and a somebody wants to be more than just somebody: relevant. HA. Ew, how many words did I even write? 150? I feel like one of those... what the hell do you call them... roleplayers?? You know, those people Ugh, I need a manicure. Anyway, enough rambling. Some of you have classes to go to! Or classes you really don't give a shit about, idek. I hope some of you have a terrific day! The other half? I hope you go step in a large puddle with socks on. And one more thing before I go! Fresh blood if you're reading this, I'm going to keep it a buck with you, dear. Sure, your social class does have a huge effect on how you're perceived by every individual, but it's more important to try to not let anyone know you're new. Let's just say newcomers have a certain smell, and you do NOT want to play in the lion's den if you can't take the heat. Toodles~! XOXO, The T. Inbox (1) From: The T (theofficialteablog@uexsa.edu) To: Me (thepersonreadingthis@uexsa.edu) Subject: Hey There! Well, well, well~ If it isn't our freshest bloo- I mean, student! Faculty? Whatever, you're new. So, welcome! Don't read too much into the blog post about you earlier if I were you. It's all fun and games! ...Kinda. Sometimes a bitch feels like stirring it up every once in a while. So to save us both some time, I'll let you in on some crumbs on what you'll be getting yourself into. Pretty Savage is a wlw roleplay taken place in an all girls boarding school, where parents send their precious to a prestigious boarding school called Uexsa Academy that takes students from age 18-22 in Los Angeles, California. USA, btw. Don't fret, we always have our arms open for older students! Uexsa Academy is considered to be one of the best colleges to enroll to if you have the money to afford it. Whether you're old money or you created a crypto pyramid scheme that generated $2.2 million in bitcoins, if you have money, you have Uexsa's love! The general premise is simple: survive Uexsa's bullshit that comes your way. While the academy has legit credibility to being a top tier educational institution, it's not an ideal institution if you don't enjoy being made fun of for being lower classed in finance or rocking $10 t-shirts. In other words, it's very classist filled with narcissistic individuals, rich or not, whose heads are way up their... egos, to be more appropriate, so drama is bound to happen at every corner. Whether you're the rich bitch from Beverly Hills or the average folk from the middle of nowhere that is the Midwest that wants to keep to themselves, everyone wants to make a name for themselves whether you want to admit it or not. What, I already repeated myself? Well, it's because it's true! Don't tell me it'd be nice to have just a TINY bit of recognition to your name. At least the good parts. Trust me, if people found out you do DnD or forum roleplay, it's a WRAP for you. Anyway, everyone wants to have their moment, but there will only be one Queen Bee of Uexsa. Got what it takes to climb to the top, or are you more comfortable with the dirt? Oh! Before I let you go, I've stuck some attachments in the email so you can see what else Pretty Savage has in store for you. Good luck! You'll need it. Kisses, The T. Attachments (432 KB)
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