<sup>moody mc moody pants -mal

bushy brows - der

a god - jos

she has a Va-jay-jay so stay away -osh, des, & lun

one gay to rule them all - ken

his twin is hotter - nic

come into my office cage - guy</sup>

Ethical human farming

-flowers and combat boots match
-you’re hanging on by a thread
-waits 96 years for husband to come back from the war
-cute but lovecraftian

- local vampire just wants a nap.
- absolute psychopath looking for a good time
- poor nurse just wants to be a model

- Can’t fly, is mad about it
- Sadguy Miseryman
- bird

- cult rockstar

- dollar store mothman

Looks lewder with clothes

angel roleplaying a dead man

carbie’s best friend

my roster has changed since i last posted here so here's another one yay <3

• Agoraphobia has never looked cuter
• The most boring individual you will never lay eyes on (self-proclaimed)
• All my friends are dead
• Living(?) example of the mad scientist to cult leader pipeline
• I Reincarnated as a Level 90 Demon Lord, but I'm Still as Great as Ever!
• Local progenitor vampire learns what fun is after 800+ years
• Meow meow? Nya, purr...
• (With blood dripping from mouth) Wanna get married?
• Human-hating rabbit/fox/meteor
• "Didn't you die?" "That was last week, dude. Things change"
• Schrodinger's Catgirl
• Happy
• "Wait, you have to WORK to get money?"

• northern lights embodied
• moon goddess gave up her divinity to rescue a village
• “i don’t care” says woman constantly seeking revenge
• yandere hot pink girl

- how to have a god complex when you're also in a toxic relationship with your city-state
- all the cute things you can get away with as a cute forest lady in a city that Definitively Hates You
- girlypop sapphic knight of your dreams