-flapper floozy is an animal crossing mc
-birb with imposter syndrome is an elder scrolls mc
-happy, helpful robot is coming for your jobs

ahem:
- the entire discography of yorushika, crane wives, hozier and mountain goats as a bisexual woman, meow meow of suffering
- the reason gay people don't have rights, blonde man, and the sadness that you only see in eastern european gay porn
- martyrdom and repression
- you are not immune to hot lady knight w/ repression
- sad man makes guns, discovers that he hates violence
- megalomaniac is actually the most pathetic girl you've ever met, and she's gay and as durable as a wet paper towel

- aventurine hsr fc is ACTUALLY just aventurine hsr, this time with one leg ! (alt. local capitalist prince in your medi fantasy world is oppenheimer and book!howl jenkins in one)
- No You Cannot Keep Solving Your Problems With Murder, Fire, Or Both
- tired single gay ex-dad in your area wants to take down the monarchy
- cute girl thinks she's god And So Will You.
- local child soldier steadily on his way to becoming a modern day jesus christ
- bad boy love interest goes cult rockstar, becomes a reprise of his murderer, only to learn emancipation and breaking free of the chains of a codependent narrative
- cheerleading captain goes final girl psycho, kills god, and now has to face the consequences of her actions
- kim kitsuragi of disco elysium becomes a reddit mod to fight a cult, what do you mean the cult has her situationship as a modern jesus figure (somehow this is not the same jesus figure mentioned earlier)
- the dead milf of one story becomes the main character in this one

- local cryptid is actually just a crazy woman tht lives in the woods
- local cryptid woman's surprisingly well-adjusted child
- a homeless man. he's bisexual
- the mom from ponyo