can't tell if I hate my endo or their office gives me so much sterility vibes that I immediately want to crawl up the wall and hiss.

my friend has been playing uk drill for shits and giggles for the past few days and now central cee just fucking lives in my head rent free

how can i evict this man

Client: Here's our brand, it has red in it.
Me: Awesome, let me design stuff with your red colour!
[1 week later] Client: Why is there so much red?! I hate it!

Like I'm happy to have kittens, but christ these kittens are dumb as bricks - and I feel the bricks would be offended. One of them has gunk in their eye so I wiped it off and since they were going sleepy in the crate, I put them in the crate. No, Ariel runs straight at the gate multiple times like a woman possessed and when I open up the crate - she just sits there and meows. And meows. And then wants to toddle around and I'm just like at her and her sister. The orange ones I sadly expect to be neck and neck with the IQ of a squished candy and I was right. Gabe ran straight for the wall cause he saw his brother's shadow - which fine, kittens - but he did it four more times. These kittens are so dense. Like I normally get one in a litter that's dense but this is the whole cake. Mom kept the braincells, apparently.