someone *literally* doordashed me a cat today.

I am beyond aggravated that people out here claim they want the cat problem to stop and are :surprised pikachu face: when that costs money. I understand my neighbor probably didn't know it - but it really smells like a lie when the small kitten brought to me was tiny but domesticated. Do you think I wouldn't know - when it's practically my second job - what the difference between a domesticated kitten and a semi-feral/feral kitten are? Like this kitten (I call her Penny cause she's small and orange) is not a spitty thing, she's an adorable thing. I'm irritated I'm being used for 'free vet care' and they thought they would get the cat back but like, nah fam. I'm taking this poor kitten and getting it a better home and you can absolutely bite me. I will dress up as homicidal bob barker and show up at your house, try me.

Oct 22, 2023 10:08:12 GMT dark balls of sight said:

I did it i had a dream abt pp

And it was a quote chain that lost its context from me saying wallace’s blood (i was talking abt a plot i think). It specifically involved pharaoh leap asking “whose blood lol” and when someone incorrectly answered “metagross’s” they further responded with “-_-“ in explicit disappointment

Edit: naturally it happened in this thread too

100% accurate, your other dream denizen should be ashamed. Everyone knows Metagross can't bleed.