sue the company for emotional damages and false advertising

Struggling to think what to eat at 239am

ever since i changed my name i bato2 ive been getting @‘s about it in thr comment section

i am bamboozled at how i really keep getting zombie dreams

It wasnt a zombie dream at first but it was like a group of college kids who are grabbing mats in a supposed safe area full of jurrasic park dinosaurs. It’s like a dungeon in online games. But suddenly it turns deadly and they all ge thurt trying to aave themsrlves and run away, with some dead. And as they finally escaped out, one of them who was left behind decided to check in at the entrance and saw them screaming and being confused. Then he got pricked by something loke a flower cactus on the beach…

Anyway the kids escaped and for a moment felt relieved. Then they started to wonder what if the things inside followed them out? And that ks exactly what happened. Still it was a bit manageable bc there is now emergency services to help but then suddenly the kid early who got pricked by that thorn becomes a zombie and attacks

Then for some reason there is a plot where this substitute teacher who was a sumo wrestler i was being nice to was actually a spy who had been there and was the first the student who turned to a zombie complained to but he ignored it bx he wanted this situation to happen

And then goku died?? Like for real and the story pf db turned tragic and sad with trunks rebelling constantly and getting shot and dying (for real) it was so sad i think my subconscious interrupted so it turns out it was all a play

There was even more plot like about raising these 3 kids to study but then they have like stats where they can go insane if you push them too hadd and that is what happened and we now have to deal with that…

me staring at my 18 page lore document for this site i may never open like "does any of this make sense"

if you bond with paras, are you actually bonded with the bug or the mushrooms on its back…

This got me curious and i looked up the pokedex for paras and parasect to see how they work.

For Paras, you bond with the bug. At this point, the mushrooms are still detachable and only absorb nutrients from the body, so the mind remains unaffected. You have a cute, little buddy with a fungal problem to manage, but otherwise, you’re both fine.

This all changes with parasect, where the mushroom has fully consumed your pokemon pal and you’re left living with the guilt that you wanted him to evolve so much that you allowed a parasitic mushroom to consume his very mind. Could you bond with that mushroom after? Maybe. But everyone will know what you did

this is why we have eviolite. And apparently the mushrooms on paras are popular for extending lifespans. Maybe it’s time we eat paras to save it

Trying to fix my sleep schedule. This is hard af. But the days I mess up I feel it so badly now.

Oh to be a morning person…

drinking water so i dont die

i dont think i can trust someone who’s never had a redemption arc. Like surely everyone’s done something that deserves a redemption arc