Is that bottom one finny?

cuz finny is

-mister steal your identity, nvm i dont want it.


Lets see who else is on my roster today... I swear I'm never going to run out of these...

- god, no really, would rather nap but some pesky child is destroying his ego
- playboy philanthropist, might also be elsa
- the color purple, but crazier
- sound.
- small and kidnappable, but angry husky dad
- a good little star

Not mine but a friends and this character was a fucking riot.

- Sassy Mc Donald's Drive Thru lady.

This one goes out to all my Pathfinder folks.

- So anyway, I started blasting *1812 Overture blaring in background*
- Tiny fanfic writer survives stabbing, bullet wound, meteor strike, nuclear fallout, the heat death of the universe, and more.
- She's Lucretia, she's Lucretia, you're Lucretia - I'm Lucretia! Are there any other Lucretias I should know about????
- Oh shit, a rat. *flung directly into lava*
- Craigslist ad for assisted suicide (cannibalism not accepted).
- Murder is cruel! Reprehensible! *watches her crush punch a man to death* Murder is pretty sexy, actually!

Some bonus OCs.

- Budget valkyrie speaks like a thesaurus, overthrew a nation, never fucking learned how to read.
- *looks at smudged writing on hand* Something about pizza pockets. Is this joke old yet?

okay i'll give this a try

- i place my gnun face down, in defen - oh she's dead again
- local fire lesbian turning all the frickin' worms gay
- so can i take a nap now? *is in a dungeon filled with hundreds of corpses*
- giant pointy hat energy deletes your braincells oh nyoo OwO
- rev-awoo-tion calling!! reeev-awoo-tion calling! (i can't fight my demons they know how to swim)
- would you care to be murdered? ;D sliced in twain? ;DD your entrails strewn across the streets? ;;DDD
- drunk kitty samurai tigerkin
- little fox? now BIG FOX!!! HAS A SWORD!!!!

- they're the same character EXCEPT this one is french and this one is a disaster!
- token white friend isn't even white
- woman moves to new city to avoid her problems. continues causing the same problems.
- girl declares "i can fix him" to unfixable boy's face
- deaf man would like to rage
- i'm a triple threat: dumb angry AND stupid!

some canon chars
- pretty man continues to be pretty obnoxious
- woman tears castle out of earth and is promptly forgotten.
- girl won't stop ticking
- every problem can be solved by punching it

oh I wanna try this with some of my OCs (warning: I'm not that good at this)

- Not a Monokuma gijinka
- Static electricity and sewing go well together, right?
- Knife Gremlin
- Local wrinkle cat tries to kill a god, more at 6
- The Kronk to the aforementioned wrinkle cat's Yzma
- Hemogoblin who will legally acquire ALL THE SHINIES
- Eurovision incarnate

Love all of these. Ya'll really like this thread lol.

I always have more....

- local cinnamon roll shares face with murder roomba
- mad scientist might just be stupid college student
- too many tattoos for japanese public scene
- chipmunk, only bigger
- father of monsters...
- ... and his pet typhon
- local brit runs out of tea and takes it personally

from my site cast:
— local child soldier fucks around and finds out: a thrilling saga of religious crises and ethical debates. (hint: the answer to them is "technically yes, but technically no.")
— i wasn't blind to the red flags. i saw them and thought "yeah that's pretty sexy."
— your local wattpad bad boy trope. except he's 5'4 and a vietnamese bitch.
— what if sherlock holmes was a small asian werewolf addicted to gacha games
— pretty lady dies twice, decides she's god now
— javert but hot lady who should probably be diagnosed for something by this point

from some of my ttrpg campaigns:
— stingy gay sociopathic bomb maker is, in fact, the medic and the Dad(TM)
— batman but he's a journalist with 3 seasons worth of anime villains (or as my friend called him: venti is a bruce wayne ass philanderer)
— your local fallen angel blessed by the gods says "fuck the system, embrace anarchy"

from some of my old casts:
— surprise! the edgy masked gamer dude kicking your ass is, in fact, a socially awkward megane lesbian!
— your dead brother is a ghost. he's also an assassin for vengeance now.

ohhh this is fun, i'll try it!

current characters i play include:

- too autistic and gay for this shit
- guys can be mean girls too
- queer coming of age movie personified
- angry puppy tries to fool everyone into thinking he's a big bad wolf, fails terribly

I have a ship this time

- lilo and stitch, the classic.

Here’s a new one
- necromancy but bard
Alternatively
- crypt of the necrodancer

i'll try but i'm really bad at talking about my characters in general 

- mother mary reborn but she's a vampire
- we all scream for eye scream
- you cant hurt me because no one can hurt me
- magical alcohol poisoning victim