feeling really called out that despite my loud whinings for more husbandos in gacha games, it's always the female characters that make me download the game in the first place(if I'm not already playing it)

Nian, Furina, Qu, Selena, and ... well, the star of the show today!!! iykyk. There's also that one time I downloaded a game for a seemingly female character too only to find out they're a boy. Unisex gacha games ftw. Good designs ftw. 

tooth fairy in reverse 1999 is such a simple yet cool character design. i think she'd be a fun fc on a horror/steampunk-esque site.

Finally lost a 50/50... and it's to ms. newbabel, allegedly the worst 6* in the game. q_q

having to pick just one game is brutal.

I hate using the same Pokémon as my rival in Pokémon games.

never got into arknights or granblue fantasy, so very excited to try endfield and relink.

i gave up on minmaxing artifacts in genshin and hsr and now i just go for the big stats. having nice substats is cool but i do not have the patience to farm them when they're so rng heavy.

in better news i have a guarantee ready for kafka's upcoming banner

Things I have called Elden Ring to irritate my friend:

• Skyrim for People Who Don't Like to Read So Much
• Less Sexy Code Vein
• Glider-less Genshin
• Social Media but with Extra Steps
• 10 Years Late to Smash Bros Simulator

i bought a sexy gay game in steam for sexy times but kept disassociating from all the hot bro action until i found out you can date the goldfish and it turned into a lovecratian nightmare and i loved every bit of it

(i'm ace)
(but there are def dating sims that i like so...preferences can just be weird like that ig)

I've gotten more 100x battles (two of them) this splatfest than in my entire splatoon career and i've been playing since the launch of one ;;

trying out the supposed genshin of otome and I'm cackling over how there's perfect dodging and shield breaking in a female dating game 

I feel really burned/disappointed by a lot of new games recently. It feels like they are released in an incomplete/beta state with gamebreaking bugs that should have been caught in QA. Not to mention early access games getting abandoned or having a 1.0 release with lackluster quality and writing. 🥺

me: i main illidan
me in reality: 30 games of nova this season

i should really just be Ghost Protocol and embrace it.