i need a coffee.

i've literally been 33 for a month and already everything aches.

tabletops take such wild turns. sometimes you just ask your dm if your character (a human priest/inquisitor that made themselves into a relentless human weapon made to capture and hunt mages and non-believers) can get out of a sinking pit by jabbing their pole axe against the one wagon that isn't sinking and using that to climb up to the wagon roof while your party members are perishing during an ambush by a malevolent god whom you tried to shoot no hesitation. and then thirty minutes later a different pc casts magic to learn what happened in that encounter, only to discover your character had a cool as hell fight sequence against several ancient monsters they were not equipped to fight on the roof of said wagon, got overpowered, and tackled into an off-screen death.

...and then discuss with the dm at the end of the session re: what happened to your character. you now have to roll a new character because your old one upset the malevolent god, was transported into a post-apocalyptic wasteland by said god, captured and enslaved by an ominous group of masked malevolent ancient forces, and will now be a future surprise boss fight for their old party members in true winter soldier fashion.

or, as i told my dm, "i killed my favorite child and now they're the witcher's darth vader, the winter soldier, and mr. x in one"

i honestly cannot wait for this plot development.

Wanting to be a "audiobook" person but the only way you can actually focus and pay attention to an audiobook is by reading along with the physical or kindle version of the book. >.>

But when you audiobook + read it isn't a bad experience.

if i were god it would snow + rain every day. everywhere

I hope the rest of Sumeru is more rainforest and not more desert.

i want to rewatch princess diaries movies

waiting for something new & interesting is such a drag.

eh -shrugemote-

I really hope I find a new home soon. It has been a decade since my last one.

"Are you so busy that you can't at least answer my call!?" Is one of the most brain-dead rhetorical questions one can come up with. Like, no shit, sherlock. Of course I'm busy. Do they think I'm instead giving them the silent treatment? Though the attitude of some people makes giving them the silent treatment a very tempting notion.

YES ELDEN RING EXPANSION

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damn they were right
those dead really do yet live